Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We are two peas in an std pod
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
please don't ironically join a cult
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