How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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