Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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