That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
