Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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