think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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