I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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