dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
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