Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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