So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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