is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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