Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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