STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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