yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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