dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
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