Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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