My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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