Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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