And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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