omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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