I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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