You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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