I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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