I'm really into asian looking animals
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
