Segways are the fanny packs of transportation. Useful in some situations, but you always look like a tool when using one.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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