I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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