I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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