We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
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