so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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