Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
