if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
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