bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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