You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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