I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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