if you like me you must not know who I am
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Just puked most of my soul out..
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