Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Randomize