3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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