That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
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