Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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