A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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