Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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