You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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