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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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