they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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