as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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