Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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