no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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