You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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