So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
Randomize
