You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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