Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
His nipple licking is glorious
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