belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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