I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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