are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You may now shotgun with the bride
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
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